Joe cell

[giantkiller]

http://educate-yourself.org/fe/fejoewatercell.shtml

Well we have complete accumulative dissertarion.

[Grumpy]

1. Ambiant aether rotation direction in Northern Hemisphere is CCW.  This is the same as the direction of flow about a low pressure area in the Northern Hemisphere (weather phenomena).

2. The water in a working Joe Cell in the northern hemisphere will rotate CCW, and CW in the Southern.  The Cell is charged with ground at center and touching positive voltage to each cylinder moving out from center.  This polarity is reversed for the Northern Hemisphere.

3. Rotation of a compass in the center of a TPU is CCW in Northern Hemisphere and CW in the Southern.

Interesting page on the Coriolis force and how it works with pressure gradients:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coriolis_effect


People have great trouble getting a Joe Cell to work in the Northern Hemisphere.  Perhaps the flow direction is reversed...

[Grumpy]

Nice Guide for the Joe Cell:

http://www.mareasistemi.com/Archivio/EBOOK/3_Alex_Schiffer_-_Experimenters_Guide_To_The_Joe_Cell_(1999).pdf

Alex list many properties of orgone (several of which I would argue the conclusions put forth) that are very interesting and coincide with Spheric's comments on aether.  I.E. varies with humidity and time of day, has spherical zones of alternating density, permanent magnets have thier own aether field, etc.

Alex says it is reflected by aluminum, Tesla showed a spark gap with a reflector in one of his RE patents.

Beeswax could be used instead of water, both are dielectrics, but water is polar, and beeswax is nonpolar - hmmmm...
Now, is the water that Joe uses pure or partially conductive?  He has a process to seed the water.

[Grumpy]

Wow! I haveen't read this in a while.  Here, properties of orgone, #20:

20 . It can only be concentrated to a finite amount. If a cell is charged to its
maximum degree, so that it can hold no more, the Orgone will transform itself
into electricity, and in this way, or form, find a discharge. By the visual
observation of the bubbles, pulsations, and surface tension of the water, we can
utilise this fact to our advantage.

[Farrah Day]

Aghh, the infamous 'Joe Cell'.  More of an Enigma than old Stan Meyer's WFC.

They do say that these cells do not follow any of the rules of known physics... and they sure got that right. Anyone with a science background - however open-minded - really needs to leave their brain at the door before entering this alternate universe.

So many blatant contradictions that, even in open-minded mode, it is very hard not to laugh when reading it.

I love the bit where they say: you can remove the spark plug leads and the engine will still run as long as the ignition coil and dizzy remain functional...

It is affected by living beings. Again, important, as the experimenter and his
attitude can interact with the cell

I'd never be able to give it the love it requires, so I know it would never work for me.   

If the cell is left in the car for a long period, the engine becomes
"charged". From this point, the cell is not required for the motor to run.

Free transport... forever!

It is mass free. ie. Orgone energy has no inertia or weight etc. So conventional
test equipment that requires a reaction or something to "push" against to
measure a force will be ineffective

How convenient... but hang on a minute here, how then are pistons being pushed - or pulled - or whatever???

It radiates a great distance. From a typical cell the radiation circumference is at
least 160 feet. Think about it!

I am thinking, don't rush me!  So does this mean I can power other peoples cars too, as long as they stay within 160ft?

Come on then, who actually has a Joe Cell powering the automobile?  Anyone?  ...no-one??? Anyone know of anyone running their car on a Joey?

Of all the hogwash on the internet and Free Energy Forums, the Joe Cell has to be the most ridiculous of all the claims. It makes the Serbian Sonic Tea Maker look super-credible. Of course I'm fully prepared to rescind my comments and make a full apology if someone can prove this  - dare I say - technology, or point me in the direction of a car running from a Joe Cell.   

[Grumpy]

Joe has or has had automobiles running on his "cells".

Alex Schiffer does or has had them running on his "cells".

The problem is getting the automobile to run at all, then the problem becomes "how to keep it running", as many unassuming things are supposed to affect the cell's operation.

Of course, some will always take the easy route...

[Farrah Day]

Joe has or has had automobiles running on his "cells".

Alex Schiffer does or has had them running on his "cells".

Yes, and did I ever mention that my mother is the Queen of England? 

[Grumpy]

Yes, and did I ever mention that my mother is the Queen of England? 

If this is the best you can do, crawl back under your rock.

[giantkiller]

Of course, some will always take the easy route

Keely, Schauberger, and Reich didnt either.
Hey Faraday,
Do you know why you never see keely's left hand in his older pictures?
Do you why Elizabeth Moore did all his documentation?
Now why would Reich get a two year federal prison term?
How could Schauberger, with a measely 1000 deutchmark, put all the hydrologist out of work?

[Grumpy]

The point in correlating the Joe Cell to the TPU is that they are BOTH aether pumps.  The Joe Cell is passive, and the TU is forced (driven).   Some have bashed the Joe Cell, bo no one has commented on the similarities between them.  Perhaps no one else sees it.

[giantkiller]

I thought everybody was onboard with aether pumps? This is the final point of these devices whatever way they achieve this.

Pondermotive... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ponderomotive_force

The mechanism of the ponderomotive force can be easily understood by considering the motion of the charge in an oscillating electric field. In the case of a homogeneous field, the charge returns to its initial position after one cycle of oscillation. In contrast, in the case of an inhomogeneous field, the position that the charge reaches after one cycle of oscillation shifts toward the lower field-amplitude area since the force imposed onto the charge at the turning point with a higher field amplitude is larger than that imposed at the turning point with a lower field amplitude, thus producing a net force that drives the charge toward the weak field area.

And Marco posted numerous pictures of this, years ago.

Don Smith even said the system is self charging. I had posted a graphic showing the magnetic field of the battery DC supply getting AC pumped in reverse of the current flow by the ac field permiatting the device from the generation process.

All the specifications are apparent now.